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whoza! its finally here the bioshock reveiw!
so i got bioshock and it was just wonderful!
so here we go! graghics: are awsome!i invested in graghics card that could run it and was not disapointed!
gameplay:superpowers that can tactily change the fight!weapeans are actulley just very ordinarry.you know pistol. shotgun. weird exotic thing.but the upgardes change the apperence of the gun so i can forgive this!but the wrench is not origanal.why??? you ask. well just go play halflife oposing force!in that game the first weapen you get is the excat same wrench in bioshock!and opising force was made way before bioshock!you might go saying oh but jo291 system shock2 had a wrench and was made way before even the original halflife!!!!yes it did but it was a different kind of wrench they didint even look the lest bit the same!
any ways the atmosphere in bioshock is amzing! awe inspiring! and awften very scary.
story line is flawless.really the story is absolutley flawless!
but theres one more grip i have!the physics in this game is awful! its just an insult to the game! its like taking a big crap on the mona lisa!the physics do there job yes thats true!but the physics look like they come from the 2004 unreal engine and is sadley a small blemish on this masterpeice!
so yes bioshock has a few problems. but its still near perfect! and i sugest anyone who can to get this game!
bioshock score: 5/5
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!today i have something to ask of you. recently armake21 on youtube account went down.he is now going on a nickname called nickitine alien. someone closed down his account i know.but who did it?
please help me with this prediciment.
also so all is not glum i have a hint to another reivew coming soon.
the hint is this
"wow wered all this ice come from?"
feel free to gess in the comments section!
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!insted of reveiwing stuff im now playing bioshock. im glad i toke a brake off of no more heroes.
bioshock reveiw coming soon!
ps: screw you atlas! you lying backstabbing little cunt!
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!hi im sorry i havent submitted any reveiws lately. im buzy playing no more heroes so i can reveiw it.
but i have a problem. im on number4 boss battle. and it went fine until i had to do the escape trick part.
it worked ok at first but the secend time he caught me it didint.also if you dont ecscape instant death for you! who THE HELL THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT INSTANT DEATH IN THIS GAME!on the second trick it asked me to shake my nunchuck i shoock it i still died.tried it three frigging times and i still died!!! fourth i was hurling my nunchuck like a lasso to get it to work and i still died im so fricking pissed of!so the reveiw will be delayed. so instead i will try to reveiw something else to calm my nerves.please any comments would be nice! stay tuned.
i recently picked up drawn to life for the ds! i LOVED this game! you get to draw evrything and it comes to life! {hence the title} you draw your own hero. your own platforms! some buildings! even a whalecopter! know that i have stated how much i absouloutly adore this game lets get down to the crappy stuff!!! gameplay is basicly a standered platform game! that you draw most of the levels! BUT the gameplay was very uncomplex and needed something more. like how crackers need cheesewiz so the platform gameplay is like a cracker with no cheesewiz! GIVE ME MY FREAKING CHEESE WIZ!!!! um sorry i dont know were i was going with that. also some of the boss fights THATS SOME NOT ALL! are very frusterating like how super mario galaxys luigis mansion boss made me want to cut myself! and thats it! really thats the only critisisem i have! any ways heres the score!
DRAWN TO LIFE 4/5
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!i bought mario galaxy a while ago and its fun! but just fun. you see the beginning and middle levels are fun! but the end levels will make you want to stab yourself in the spine and drown yourself in the toilet!
they are just too frusterating! you walk of edges with the slightest movement of the nunchuck. theres to many gaping holes. it goes to fast in timed events. and have fun with the boss battles {especially the one in the luigies haunted mansion} as you watch yourself die again and again and again! it was okay at first but after the 200th time i think i poped a blood vessel! but uh anyways know that im done nit picking ill give the score!
SUPER MARIO GALAXY 3/5
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!i got metroid prime three yesterday! and it owns...alot! if you have a wii do yourself a favor and go out and bye it!
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!my last comment thingy on my profile was made to piss you off! :D
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH LOCOLE PHONE SERVICE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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